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We built our business on customer service
At the beginning at least, but then we realized we could make a lot more money if we kinda stopped caring about that. Our new strategy is to write a bunch of things that look really good in the headlines, then clarify in the small print but hope people don't actually read it.
Fast Shipping
Enjoy our 'fast' shipping – it's not actually free; we just magically include it in the product prices. Someone's paying for it, and it's definitely not us.
24/7 Customer Support
Our state-of-the-art AI chat widget is powered by a sophisticated series of if/else statements. It's almost as smart as your pet rock.
Easy Returns and Exchanges
Don't love it? No problem. Just swap it with one of your friends for something of theirs. But please, spare us the details – we don't want it back.
Money Back Guarantee
Not happy? We'll graciously return your money. Just be aware, our tears of disappointment may be visible on the refund receipt.
Product Quality Assurance
Our products are so high-quality, they make luxury items jealous. Quality is not just a feature; it's our way of showing off.
Early Access to New Products
Get exclusive access to our latest products before the masses. Because who wouldn't want to be the trendsetter in our dazzling world of consumerism?
Fast Shipping
Enjoy our 'fast' shipping – it's not actually free; we just magically include it in the product prices. Someone's paying for it, and it's definitely not us.
24/7 Customer Support
Our state-of-the-art AI chat widget is powered by a sophisticated series of if/else statements. It's almost as smart as your pet rock.
Easy Returns and Exchanges
Don't love it? No problem. Just swap it with one of your friends for something of theirs. But please, spare us the details – we don't want it back.
Money Back Guarantee
Not happy? We'll graciously return your money. Just be aware, our tears of disappointment may be visible on the refund receipt.
Product Quality Assurance
Our products are so high-quality, they make luxury items jealous. Quality is not just a feature; it's our way of showing off.
Early Access to New Products
Get exclusive access to our latest products before the masses. Because who wouldn't want to be the trendsetter in our dazzling world of consumerism?